My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.

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That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

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First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

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That moment when I'm listening to music with my headphones in.

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Outside I’m like:

But inside I’m like:

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When you tell your friend to look at the person behind them and they do this:

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Could you have been more noticeable? 

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I don’t care about people’s opinions anymore.

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Think I’m rude?

Think I’m ugly?

Think I’m an idiot?

From now on, I shall just bask in my own awesomeness, and all will be well.

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.

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When someone steps on the back of your shoes

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When you’re looking through your clothes and can’t find shit to wear.

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Stalking somebody with your friend and the person turns around and sees you

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“oh shit!, run bitch run!”

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